Reflections, on my way to work

If I ever have to wear maternity clothes, here's what verboten for my wardrobe:
  • The slightest smidgen of lace

  • Curly bows, the likes of which were last seen adorning a four-year-old's hair

  • Any dress modelled after the latest hot birthday party fashions for saccharine-sweet four-year-olds

  • Large floral prints

  • Checkered prints --- cowboys look good in them, I maintain that the average urban pregnant female does not
I just had to get that out of my system. Thank you.


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