Still in bed

Things that are impossible to do when one is beset by a cold and fatigue:

• Copyedit text.
  
• Proofread emails to see if anyone's been left out of the list.
• Make sense of emails in general.
• Tick off people who cut in front of me in the cab line or ATM queue.
  
• Chase the cat down from the top of the blinds where he's taken to hanging out (and scraping plaster off the ceiling).
• Eat.
  

For the record, I am eating. It's just that everything seems to have lost its flavour.

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