A pseudo-purity test

(Stolen shamelessly from Agagooga.)

Start off with 100% and minus off 1% for each thing that has happened to you.

Drank alcohol.
Cried when someone died.
Been drunk.
Had sex.
Been to a concert.
Given a handjob/gotten a handjob.
Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob.
Been verbally sexually harassed.
Verbally sexually harassed somebody.
Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Been to prom.
Cried at school.
Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
Went streaking.
Given a lap dance.
Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
Kissed a stranger.
Hugged a stranger.
Went scuba diving.
Driven a car.
Gotten an xray.
Hit by a car.
Had a party.
Done drugs.
Played strip poker.
Got paid to strip for someone.
Ran away from home.
Broken a bone.
Eaten sushi.
Bought porn.
Watched porn.
Made porn.
Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
Been in love.
Frenched kissed.
Laughed so hard you cried.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Laughed yourself to sleep.
Stabbed yourself.
Shot a gun.
Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
Watched an animal die.
Watched a person die.
Had sex and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
Pranked somebody.
Put somebody in the hospital.
Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
Kissed somebody of the same sex.
Dressed punk.
Dressed goth.
Dressed preppy.
Been to a motocross race.
Avoided somebody.
Been stalked.
Stalked someone.
Met a celebrity.
Played an instrument.
Ridden a horse.
Cut yourself.
Bungee jumped.
Ding dong ditched somebody.
Been to a wild party.
Got caught stealing something.
Kicked a guy in the balls.
Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
Went out with your friend's crush.
Got arrested.
Been pregnant.
Been to another country.
Started your house on fire.
Had an encounter with a ghost.
Donated your hair to cancer patients.
Been asked out by someone that you never though you'd to be asked out by.
Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
Sat on your ass all day.
Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
Had a job.
Gotten cut from a sports team.
Been called a whore.
Danced like a whore.
Been mistaken for a celebrity.
Been in a car accident.
Been told you have beautiful eyes.
Been told you have beautiful hair.
Raped somebody.
Danced in the rain.
Been rejected.
Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
Punched someone/slapped someone in the face

My score: 50%

Of course, I'm not saying where I lost those points.




At 12/03/2005 6:35 am , Blogger Ondine said...

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At 12/03/2005 6:37 am , Blogger Ondine said...

I got 57% but I'm not sure how accurate that is because I'm quite sure there are some things I've done but forgotten plus watching a robot that is Alan Rickman is very distracting. :)

At 12/03/2005 7:23 am , Blogger NARDAC said...

I got 69%...

I've never been rejected, but, I did just recently walk out of a restaurant without paying.

At 12/03/2005 7:25 am , Blogger NARDAC said...

Oh g'damn, I did it in reverse!
I got, 31%

At 12/03/2005 11:16 am , Blogger Terz said...

Hmmm. 33% or it could be 32% because I have no idea what "Ding dong ditched somebody" means...

At 12/03/2005 4:15 pm , Anonymous Anonymous said...


Though I must qualify that I shot a gun and put somebody to hospital (not related) all in the name of work.


At 12/03/2005 9:10 pm , Blogger Agagooga said...

Ding dong ditch: You ring somebody's doorbell and run away.

At 12/04/2005 2:26 am , Blogger Anthony said...


At 12/04/2005 9:36 am , Blogger Terz said...

Ah, thanks Agagooga. 32% then.

At 12/04/2005 11:15 am , Blogger justpassingby said...

81% before I got married...

74% after I got married....


At 12/06/2005 8:20 am , Blogger angry doc said...


75% before I became a doctor.

At 12/06/2005 8:21 pm , Blogger Q said...

30. Am I the winner or the loser? Hard to say.


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