"Excuse me, but are you ... ?"

Is there a better way to be woken up on a Saturday morning, than to have Astella call long-distance and triumphantly declare, "I met Colin Goh!!!"? I really don't think there is. And because we non-stalkers of Singaporean Internet celebrities don't have these encounters very often, she had to tell me every minute of it, after which I reminisced how my best friend and I once startled mr brown out of his skin by outing him as he was Clark Kenting his way through life.

Ah ... good times.