Yesterday, I dropped a jam jar onto the kitchen floor in the morning. It smashed into enough pieces that I had to spend about ten minutes cleaning it up.
Today, I somehow scratched up the big toe of my right foot, enough to leave a bloody scab at the cuticle and a faint bloodstain on the side of my second toe. How I acquired this scratch-up remains a mystery.
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9 Comments:
It would seem the two events were connected?
Are you pregnant again?
Nardac, when have I ever been pregnant?
And are pregnant women clumsy?
you were pregnant the last time you blogged about being that clumsy. In movies, it's the new morning sickness.
Anyways, thought it was funny because you're so anti-offspring it would be the government's cruel last laugh if you suddenly were preggers.
oh crap... it's me... my sister's still signed in on the blogger.
yeah being preggers does make you clumsy plus lowering your iq significantly!!!
I know from first-hand experience leh!
First hand experience...you were Cowgirl Calebess!?!
:-O
Nardac --- Never been pregnant! Really! Did you take a trip to some bizarro universe?
Cowboy Caleb --- I didn't know your talents extended to hermaphroditism as well.
While I'm not that age yet, I sometimes like to pretend I'm a senile grandmother. It makes your blog dirtier.
Gawd... your so straight.
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