A monologue on mushrooms

Said to me, over lunch, on Sunday, about my week-old haircut:

You look a little bit like a mushroom --- but a nice mushroom. ... What's a good mushroom ah? Not button ... I dunno, fungi. You look a little bit like one of the mushrooms that's gonna sprout out of your umbrella.

My hairdresser would be so pleased.

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