"Dented older people are just plain foxier than flawless young folk."

I thought I was going to be all adult and not see Kingdom of Heaven. After all, with Orlando Bloom headlining the cast, it looks and sounds like Troy rehashed, and we all know what I learned from watching that. Not two hours ago, I reminded BoKo: "It's got Orlando Bloom. It can't be good."

Then I read Dylan's take on it.

Er ... BoKo, you still going to see it? Call me!