How my mind works

This is what I thought about in the shower this morning: How my scholarship bond's going to be over in less than a year, and I was thinking of throwing a really big party, but maybe that's trying too hard and it should just be me and the bottle of wine I've been hoarding since 1997 ... and then I started thinking about being 30 ... and then I was like, hey, 13 Going on 30, which I saw recently ... and then it was like, "You are sixteen going on seventeen" ... and the next thing I knew, the entire song was playing on an eternal repeat loop ... and I was thinking about how certain ages get immortalised because someone writes a catchy tune about it ... and then I got to the line, "Lo and behold you're someone's wife, / and you belong to him ..." and it hit me that, man, that song is really evil behind its chirpy melody.

I suppose that's one way to wake up in the morning.