Calling Clifford Cheam

Dear Clifford aka Cheam Doc Cow,

It was nice of you to make an appearance in my dream last night, but could you do me a favour and not be so flirty and arrogant the next time? Also, it's already somewhat problematic that your name partially alliterates, but it doesn't help when your receptionist calls me on my work cellphone to ask me to call "Cheam Doc Cow". Seriously.

In fact, best if you skip the dream appearance altogether. I actually prefer to have a restful night's sleep rather than wake up wondering who the hell Clifford Cheam is and why I was at a party that ended with a mini-tornado whipping through the house and decapitating a lovely tall tree in the garden.

Luff,
Yu Mei