Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water...

NUS lecturer dies after he was slashed in the neck during a staff meeting

Let's just say this isn't the sort of news that usually graces our local news pages/websites. It's more the sort of headline we might see under Foreign News and then snicker about, because it's the sort of thing crazy foreigners do. It would never happen here.

We'll never be able to say that again.