Victim of circumstances

Yesterday, I dropped a jam jar onto the kitchen floor in the morning. It smashed into enough pieces that I had to spend about ten minutes cleaning it up.

Today, I somehow scratched up the big toe of my right foot, enough to leave a bloody scab at the cuticle and a faint bloodstain on the side of my second toe. How I acquired this scratch-up remains a mystery.

What will tomorrow bring?


At 8/03/2005 12:45 pm , Blogger wahj said...

It would seem the two events were connected?

At 8/03/2005 3:36 pm , Blogger NARDAC said...

Are you pregnant again?

At 8/03/2005 11:45 pm , Blogger Tym said...

Nardac, when have I ever been pregnant?

And are pregnant women clumsy?

At 8/04/2005 1:11 am , Blogger naixuhs said...

you were pregnant the last time you blogged about being that clumsy. In movies, it's the new morning sickness.

Anyways, thought it was funny because you're so anti-offspring it would be the government's cruel last laugh if you suddenly were preggers.

At 8/04/2005 1:12 am , Blogger NARDAC said...

oh crap... it's me... my sister's still signed in on the blogger.

At 8/04/2005 6:37 am , Blogger Cowboy Caleb said...

yeah being preggers does make you clumsy plus lowering your iq significantly!!!

I know from first-hand experience leh!

At 8/04/2005 12:08 pm , Blogger ampulets said...

First hand experience...you were Cowgirl Calebess!?!

At 8/04/2005 11:52 pm , Blogger Tym said...

Nardac --- Never been pregnant! Really! Did you take a trip to some bizarro universe?

Cowboy Caleb --- I didn't know your talents extended to hermaphroditism as well.

At 8/05/2005 11:16 pm , Blogger NARDAC said...

While I'm not that age yet, I sometimes like to pretend I'm a senile grandmother. It makes your blog dirtier.

Gawd... your so straight.


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