When a guy's 18

--- It takes 7 shots plus 2 Long Island iced teas plus 2 shots of potcheens (an Irish potato-based liqueur) plus half a lychee martini to get him drunk, plus a final Johnnie Walker Black Label to do him in.

--- It's nice to have older friends pick up the $165 tab for getting drunk --- especially when it was our idea to get him drunk in the first place.

--- He has to enlist for National Service in two days.

Good luck, Jo!


At 4/21/2005 1:18 pm , Blogger beeker said...

see.. you guys messed up. what you SHOULD have done was to spend $70 during happy hour at the winebar (or midnight madness), gotten him two pitchers (jugs) of long island tea (two for the price of one), make him swill down the first in 5 minutes and allow him to nurse the second one into oblivion.

he'd be comatose after that, speaking from experience of course.


At 4/22/2005 11:57 pm , Blogger the commentator said...

that would really be Johnnie Walker, ya? one shalt always respect alcohol and its makers.

hear hear.

At 4/23/2005 1:01 am , Blogger Tym said...

beeker --- 'Wendy Ang' organised it, so we wound up at Father Flanagan's. Next time, you organise lah! (But no LIITs. I gave up those years ago... )

the commentator --- Thanks! Fixed. I don't drink JW so I don't know how to spell it correctly.


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